What to consider when making the decision to hire me:
Most people who represent themselves in traffic court, fall flat on their
faces and lose "big time." Or, they waste hours of time
for little benefit. (like the poor sap who traveled from Maine to
Hoboken N.J. to fight a parking ticket.) I see it every day and it saddens
me. No offense to anyone, but quite simply, the average person has
no clue about how the system works. People accept plea bargains
which carry points. People negotiate with the wrong people!
Or, if someone is foolish enough to have a trial, they try to beat the
cops with "clever questioning." Or, even more pathetic,
people say, "there is no way that I was going 90..."
Against the polished testimony of a cop, this kind of court room antics
leads to a guaranteed conviction.
Remember, the cops are almost always believed in court. Those cops are in
that court every day and they are on a first name basis with the court
staff. When the cop walks in and the clerk says, "Hey Bobby,
where yah eating lunch today?" then it is time to pack up and go
home.
While we are on the topic, save your $14.95 and don't buy those tempting
"Beat your Speeding ticket" pamphlets available on the web.
If you do order the pamphlet, make sure to order some mustard too, because
mustard goes well with bologna.
Hire me and get a lawyer who knows the system.
